How do you go to the bathroom in that thing?

Actually the goal is not to go to the bathroom in your costume, but you get the idea. I always design my Kostumes for maximum comfort and bathroom friendliness. The key is to plan ahead from the get-go.

What services do you offer?

I will consult with you by phone, IM or e-mail to help you develop and make your own Kustom Kostume. If you have an idea in mind, I will give you tips and tricks and instructions for constructing your Kostume in a manner that is cost and time effective. If you don’t know what you’d like to be, I will provide innovative Kostume ideas, along with lists of materials, and instructions. If necessary, I will provide simple sketches to illustrate the designs. Consultation rates: $79 for up to the first hour, $39 for each additional hour if necessary. Fees will be pro-rated for consultations that last less than one hour, minimum charge is $19.99. Click here for more info.

Can’t you just make a Kustom Kostume for me?

I will design and fabricate a Kustom Kostume for a select few Kustomers each season. The number of Kostumes I create each year will vary depending on the complexity of the work and scheduling issues. Because there are so many variables involved, each Kustom Kostume I fabricate will be priced individually.

Why do you need to know my measurements?

In order to insure proper fit and comfort it is crucial to have accurate dimensional information. Any Kostumes I fabricate will be built only to the dimensions you provide. This is not a beauty pageant; its Halloween, so please be as honest and accurate as possible. Your dimensional information will remain strictly confidential.

I’d like to make my own Kustom Kostume, but I don’t know how to sew. Won’t this be a problem?

Guess what? I don’t know how to sew either. There are quicker/better methods for handling fabrics when used for Kostumes.

Why do you spell Kustom Kostumes with two ‘K’s?

Well theres a few reasons. One is a nod to the radically-altered-style hot rod culture known as ‘kustoms’ as well as cool-looking Kustom amps from the 60’s and ‘70’s. (I am a huge fan of classic cars and classic rock). The other reason, as my idols on the Bob and Tom Show say, “Its always funnier with a ‘K’!”

Are you completely out of your mind?

No. Not completely.